The weather in Houston today finally changed from something other than bullshit, so today will be the first Halloween post. I hope all of you are up to no good.

Here are some horror film suggestions for your scary season. These trailers alone are horrifying.

This trailer is even scarier for containing the phrase: “No one does it to you like Roman Polanski.”

Bobcat Goldthwait managed to make an excellent horror film about Bigfoot. No seriously.